i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
