So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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