my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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