thus making me awesome and them whores
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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