I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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