Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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