So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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