do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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