you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She needs sedatives and a leash
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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