Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.

(323): View more from California

to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country

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(810): View more from Michigan

Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words

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(720): View more from Colorado

I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy

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(813): View more from Florida

Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?

(813): View more from Florida

Because one of you banged your stalker

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