Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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