my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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