I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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