I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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