were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
now i know why i became what i already was.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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