we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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