Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I need moral support for this bender
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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