I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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