Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Your dad touched me again.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Randomize
