New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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