Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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