How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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