Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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