Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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