you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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