week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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