she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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