So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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