my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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