So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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