She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
