did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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