I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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