I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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