I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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