just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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