plz talk dirty to me
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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