Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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