I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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