it was like eating out sand paper
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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