i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
my poor anus
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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