how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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