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Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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