Can Purell be used as lube?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You're a waste of cheezeits
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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