Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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