I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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