So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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