Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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