Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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