you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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