# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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