just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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