Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
someone owes me an orgasm
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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