So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Reggie can tackle my bush.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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