My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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